Kim Kardashianlooks remarkably slender in the new, heavily airbrushed ?mily Christmas card, but this year she is isolated and r from the center of power occupied by momagerKris Jenner.
Kim Tweeted the photo to her four million ns today (Dec. 19) in what has become a mily tradition.
The mily Christmas card, however, is like Kremlin photos from the old Soviet Union. It says a lot about the mily pecking order, if you interpret it like a CIA analyst.
This year, momager Kris is in the center of the photo, suggesting she rules the roost in a?matriarchy.
Step-dadBruce Jenneris merely an adjunct. He stares off into the distance, ineffectual, powerless.
Surprisingly,Khloeand husbandLamar Odomare next to Kris, a position of power and an elevation from last year&8217;s card.
Kim was the center of attention back then in an eye-catching white gown.
But this year, Kim is alone and isolated, standing on a lower step than momager Kris and sister Khloe.
She&8217;s clearly subordinate, perhaps reflecting her ll from grace after filing for divorce.
Kim looks sullen, almost angry and possibly defiant, a subconscious acknowledgement of her demotion.
She&8217;s leaning away from the center of the photograph in a sign of disaffection, with her hands on her hips, a sign of defiance.
In contrast, Lamar and Khloe are leaning toward Kris. They have been pillars of stability in this tumultuous year, and Khloe&8217;s willingness to follow Lamar to Dallas showed real maturity.
Kourtney occupies the outer ring of the mily photo, rthest from the center. Scott is on the fringe, clearly the odd man out.
Momager Kris is obviously mad at them because they won&8217;t get married.
Thanks to apparent, heavy airbrushing, Kim&8217;s waist looks incredibly small and her hips, legs and ce look like then have been thinned.
Kourtney, 32, (who&8217;s pregnant with her second child) looks thinner around the legs and ce.
Khloe, 27, looks easily five to ten pounds lighter thanks to selective airbrushing?of ?her ce, waist and thighs.
Kim&8217;s step-sister,Kendall Jenner, 16, is a budding supermodel, thanks to her stunning good looks.
She may be the only one who required minimal touch up, but her position in the mily is clearly subordinate.
She stands on the lowest step, and like last year, she&8217;s dressed like a dowager.
The wicked step-sisters must have seen to that to keep from being upstaged by the mily Cinderella.
Noticeably absent, of course, is Kim&8217;s estranged husbandKris Humphries. Kim KardashianShe booted him from the mily on Halloween, so he&8217;s out of the picture&8230; literally.
Kim filed for divorce from Kris just 72 days after their blowout $18 million wedding extravaganza causing a huge uproar.
Kris is now suing Kim for an annulment, alleging that the marriage was a fraud, perpetrated so she could cash in on a wedding special.
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